Pat Benatar says HEARING AIDS ARE COOL…

June 3rd, 2004

STLtoday – Business – Story

Battery-maker Energizer Holdings Inc. has a message for baby boomers: Hearing aids are cool.

To help boost sales of its hearing-aid batteries, Energizer has enlisted 1980s rocker Pat Benatar for a marketing campaign, “It’s Hip to Hear.”

“Our generation has helped shape American culture, especially since we’re the first to be raised on rock ‘n’ roll,” a 16-page brochure quotes Benatar, 51, as saying. “From Aerosmith to the Rolling Stones, our music defines us, but all those years of rockin’ are beginning to take a toll.”

Eh?

Bork bork bork!

June 3rd, 2004

Yahoo! News – Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) – A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line of defense to the country’s emergency services next week — the condom ambulance.

>From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.

“We need to increase the usage of condoms,” said Carl Osvald, marketing manager for the Swedish Organization for Sex Education, the non-governmental organization behind the initiative. “It is 50 percent about pregnancy and 50 percent about sexually transmitted diseases.”

The ambulances will operate in Stockholm and the southern cities of Malmo and Gothenberg. The service, aimed at young people, will run until June 25 and be available between four in the afternoon and nine at night.

A packet of 10 condoms will cost 50 crowns ($6.72), less than they cost on average in the shops.

The incidence of sexually transmitted disease is increasing rapidly in Sweden and not enough young people use condoms, Osvald said.

“We need to change attitudes to condoms,” he said. “If we need to get out in to the bedrooms to make things better we will do it.”

Tenet Resigns

June 3rd, 2004

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Why isn’t this front page US news?

June 1st, 2004

Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | Draft dilemma

They are going to reintroduce the draft in the US. But it’s such a vote loser, no one wants to mention it

John Sutherland
Monday May 31, 2004
The Guardian

Last Wednesday, the American public was officially instructed to panic. Attorney general John Ashcroft and FBI director Robert Mueller – brows furrowed, faces grim – took over primetime TV to deliver a spine-chilling message to their fellow citizens: “Al-qaida attack imminent.”
When, where, and what form the outrage will take, is unknown. But something very, very awful is going to happen very, very soon.

Cynics will be sceptical. Was this another attempt by the administration, like those “orange alerts” last year, to divert attention from Iraq, the soaring price of gasoline, and Abu Ghraib?

On the same day that Ashcroft was terrifying his countrymen, I was emailed by an American student friend. He too is terrified. “The US legislature,” he wrote, “is trying to bring back the draft asap. Check it out at www.congress.org. For some reason no major news networks or printed media in this country are carrying this story. If these bills go through, the only thing between me and military service is my asthma.”

He’s right. There is pending legislation in the American House of Representatives and Senate in the form of twin bills – S89 and HR163. These measures (currently approved and sitting in the committee for armed services) project legislation for spring 2005, with the draft to become operational as early as June 15.

There already exists a Selective Service System (SSS). All young Americans are obliged to “register for the draft”. It has been a mere formality since conscription was abolished three decades ago, after Vietnam, together with the loathed (and much burned) draft card. SSS will be reactivated imminently. A $28m implementation fund has been added to the SSS budget. The Pentagon is discreetly recruiting for 10,350 draft board officers and 11,070 appeals board members nationwide.

Draft-dodging will be harder than in the 1960s. In December 2001, Canada and the US signed a “smart border declaration”, which, among other things, will prevent conscientious objectors (and cowards) from finding sanctuary across the northern border. There will be no deferment on higher-education grounds. Mexico does not appeal.

All this has been pushed ahead with an amazing lack of publicity. One can guess why. American newspapers are in a state of meltdown, distracted by war-reporting scandals at USA Today and the New York Times. There is an awareness in the press at large that the “embedding” system was just that – getting into bed with the military and reporting their pillow talk as “news from the frontline”. The fourth estate has failed the American public and continues not to do its job.

The American public just wants the war to go away. One thing that would get their attention (but not their votes) would be their children being sent off to die in foreign lands. Best not disturb the electorate until after November, seems to be the thinking. There are, after all, more important things than wars: getting your man into the White House, for example. Kerry has clearly calculated that, as president, he too may have to bring in the draft. So his lips are also sealed.

And, of course, the strategic case for the draft is overwhelming. If, as Rumsfeld promises, Iraq turns out to be “a long, hard slog”, who will do the slogging? If others follow the Spaniards, and Tony Blair goes, the US may find itself a coalition of one. What then if something blows up in North Korea?

On how many fronts can America fight its global war on terror with a “professional” army of half a million? Half a million and shrinking fast. Reservists are not re-enlisting. They signed up for the occasional weekend playing soldiers and some useful income, not death or glory.

Panic Stations (which is where Ashcroft has placed America this summer) serves two purposes. It distracts the electorate and, like any state of emergency, it sanctions tough measures – like the draft. The advice to my student? Work on the asthma.

Hmm. Canada and college aren’t options. I guess it’s time to take the kids to Europe …

I am so, so sick of these liars running our country. If they want our kids for their fucking wars, they are damn well going to have to fight us for them first.

A great way to start a new goverment…

June 1st, 2004

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Governing council head appointed Iraqi president

At least 25 people were today killed in an explosion in Baghdad, only minutes after the Iraqi Governing Council had announced the country’s new interim government.
The blast tore through the headquarters of the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, close to the Iraqi capital’s heavily-guarded green zone.

There, the prime minister-designate, Ayad Allawi, formally announced the 26-member cabinet taking control from US-led authorities on June 30.

US soldiers were seen rushing to the scene of the explosion – believed to have been a car bomb – and shooting rang out.

The blast blew a huge crater into the ground at the entrance to the political offices. According to Reuters, a senior policeman at the scene said at least 25 people had been killed and many more injured.


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