My Butt
The day’s amusement from a Nike ad – Talk about your viral advertising, eh? Too bad they ain’t paying me – but they did make me laugh. I put it on the fridge with my “One day big butts will be in style” magnet…
My BUTT is BIG
And round like the letter C
And ten thousand lunges
Have made it Rounder
But not Smaller
And that’s just fine.
It’s a Space Heater
For my side of the bed
It’s my Ambassador
To those who walk behind me
It’s a Border Collie
That herds skinny women
Away from the best deals
At clothing sales.
My butt is big
And that’s just fine
And those who might scorn it
Are invited to kiss it…
December 30th, 2005 at 11:39 pm
this butt is soo sexy i love it
May 26th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
[...] OK, my 30 year high school reunion is in a month. I’ve known this since December, so did I bother to lose weight? No, of course not. I haven’t even been to the gym in months. Self-sabotage, I suppose. Anyway, now my butt has decided to expand to gargantuan proportions. Normally, I know I have a big butt and celebrate it, but right now, (squeezing into my size 12 jeans when I really ought to be putting on my 14s, but I’m mad at myself and I WILL wear these jeans, damn it!) I’m a bit pissed off at myself. WHY haven’t I gone to the gym? Because I feel like crap, because I haven’t been going to the gym. [...]
February 5th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Your butt is beautiful. Rounded, tight, the essence of the female form. It’s a statement of the interior female and you can shake it, you model it, it sways when you walk and all eyes (male and female0 are drawn to it.
Rich
May 7th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
[...] find something good about a big bottom – Yahoo! News A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on [...]