Exactly…

July 17th, 2006

These ones made me giggle:

Bill Maher:

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it actually translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.

Let’s just start the week with cat blogging

July 17th, 2006

Mideast up in flames
China drowning in monsoons
America broiling

This is one of those weeks I know I’m going to hate even thinking about the news… with our California wildfires and 100 degree temperatures, most of us here are starting the week hot, tired, and irritable (plus I’ve been PMSing like crazy).

At least Comicon is this week, offering some relief. My sister-in-law and her husband will be here, so it should be fun. The kids always really enjoy the convention, and we’ll be seeing the symphony performing music from Lord of the Rings.

We had a wonderful party this weekend with our terrific group of friends, and spent tonight watching some Japanese videos with a couple of them and learning Japanese. We’re into our third session of Japanese classes and finally getting to the point where it’s making more sense and coming a little more easily – except now, we also have to learn the Chinese characters. It seems with any language there is always so much more to learn.

I feel there is nothing I can say to add any understanding at all to the world situation – it is such an insane mess this week. The attacks and escalation in the middle east – Israel, Lebanon, Palestine, and in Iraq, are nauseating and somewhat infuriating, really. Of course the U.S. is a great part of this huge problem, and does nothing to help resolve it. The G8 statement was a complete joke. And our president can do nothing more than make jokes about eating pigs, infuriating both the Jews and Muslims at once – nice job there!

Honestly, it all seems so surreal sometimes, like a really bad Tom Clancy novel. “Beyond credibility”, as he himself said about 9-11. And just when you think it can’t get worse, it does. Every. Damn. Week. Until Bush and his assinine kind are gone, this is what we get.

So hey, let’s enjoy my cute little kitty, Selena, and her affection for my sandals. At least the simple pleasures are still available to us. And let’s enjoy our friends, our family, and the good things in life that can still entertain us and help us to cope. Because it’s all so crazy, and all so out of our control. And hope, pray, meditate, chant, or whatever it is you do to help bring any tiny bit of peace to this world. Take care of yourself, and let’s take care of each other.

Dona nobis pacem – Grant us peace….

The kids are all right

July 12th, 2006

What the American Flag Stands For

What the American Flag Stands For
by Charlotte Aldebron

The American flag stands for the fact that cloth can be very important. It is against the law to let the flag touch the ground or to leave the flag flying when the weather is bad. The flag has to be treated with respect. You can tell just how important this cloth is because when you compare it to people, it gets much better treatment. Nobody cares if a homeless person touches the ground. A homeless person can lie all over the ground all night long without anyone picking him up, folding him neatly and sheltering him from the rain.

School children have to pledge loyalty to this piece of cloth every morning. No one has to pledge loyalty to justice and equality and human decency. No one has to promise that people will get a fair wage, or enough food to eat, or affordable medicine, or clean water, or air free of harmful chemicals. But we all have to promise to love a rectangle of red, white, and blue cloth.

Betsy Ross would be quite surprised to see how successful her creation has become. But Thomas Jefferson would be disappointed to see how little of the flag’s real meaning remains.

Charlotte Aldebron, 12, wrote this essay for a competition in her 6th grade English class. She attends Cunningham Middle School in Presque Isle, Maine.

OK, where are the parents?!

July 11th, 2006

Bits & Pieces: Why kids should never be left alone

Via Neatorama

My children were never like this….

As if paint wasn’t bad enough….

July 10th, 2006

Peanut butter. Ew, sticky. Oh well, at least they’ll have great skin! But then, kids already have great skin. Maybe I need to try this…

More great photos of these kids here.

oh, the wretched. the worst thing about this whole debacle, as my husband later informed me, is that i TOLD Violet to “go play with the peanut butter.” she liked to roll the jar around in the kitchen. unfortunately, big sister figured out how to open the jar and pile the entire contents onto the little one’s head. it was very hard to convince them that they should never do this again when i was laughing and crying and taking a million pictures.

Via boing boing

Spa Party!

July 10th, 2006

I went to my friend Laura’s annual spa party yesterday – she gets all her friends together for her birthday to have massages, manicures, and other fun stuff for her birthday. I had way more fun than I did last year. This year she had Jen, a wonderful caricature artist, doing caricatures for us! Jen did a fabulous job of portraying me at the future golden retriever ranch!

It amazes me to watch my recovery from the events of the past that traumatized my relationships with other people so much. I’m finally getting to the point of becoming more open with people – even joking about some of the things that happened with my experiences with bipolar disorder. I brought it up while Jen was doing this portrait in fact, and found out her ex-husband was bipolar, so she understood very well what I had gone through with the manic highs and deep, dark lows.

We all have areas of our lives that we would prefer to hide from most other people. But when you find someone you can be open about those things with, it is such a breath of fresh air. It was great to have that experience yesterday, and a great massage, and actually enjoy a good time around a bunch of women.

Perhaps there is hope for more good women friendships in the future, as I let go of the fears of my past.

The truth about “the Fence”

July 8th, 2006

Over the Hedge

This SO reminds me of the undocumented worker situation…. and gated communities also.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

July 7th, 2006

Neatorama » Blog Archive » Kids and an Open Can of Paint, What Could Go Wrong?

Actually, some of my best art projects have started this way…

Like a Day at the Beach!

July 7th, 2006

Sorry for the lack of posts. As you can see, I’ve been, um, busy, that’s it…

It was a gorgeous day at the beach with my friend Rochell, really!

Henry Paulson and the Five Circles of Economic Hell

July 5th, 2006

A Must Read. If you read nothing else today, read this. Then get out of debt as fast as you can…

Henry Paulson and the Five Circles of Economic Hell

As onerous as they are, the deficits described in Circle Three, above, constitute only a small fraction of the total indebtedness of the U.S. economy. The official “national debt” is approaching $9 trillion, as noted, a substantial figure, to be sure. But the government’s “unfunded liabilities”—obligations it has committed to pay but for which there is no known source—are estimated at an incomprehensible $58 trillion. Add in revolving consumer debt, mortgage debt, and corporate debt, and the nation’s total obligations exceed $90 trillion, more than seven times GDP. At the time of the 1929 stock market crash, total debt stood at two times GDP. These obligations will never be paid.

The reason is that the job drain from the U.S., while it looks like a torrent now, is still only a trickle. Though the U.S. won the Cold War, it is rapidly losing the Cold Peace, which began when China ended its communist isolation and joined the world market. The average wage in China is $.57 per hour. China has more than half a billion workers meaning the drain of good jobs from the U.S. to China can go on indefinitely—and will. Alan Blinder, a Princeton economist and former Governor of the Federal Reserve Board, has estimated that as many as 56 million U.S. jobs are susceptible to outsourcing of the sort that has already dealt such damage to U.S. incomes.

But this is exactly what Bush and Paulson and their fellow “conservatives” intend. This is the magic of “globalization” that the Heraldic voices of Thomas Friedman and others eulogize as inevitable. Globalization means liberating capital from all obligations to national well being, freeing it to pursue only the highest returns it can find, no matter where they may lie. That means seeking out the lowest paid labor and shifting all possible jobs there. That is China. Or India.

The U.S. worker and the U.S. economy will be left to their own devices. All social safety net systems must be dismantled for, given the colossal debt, they can no longer be afforded. These include welfare, unemployment and disability insurance, pensions, health care, Medicare, Social Security, job retraining, and eventually, education. The U.S. is a high cost economy in a world where, when capital is perfectly mobile, low cost wins. If capital is to be honored, then the U.S. must be ballasted, abandoned, in the way the British economy was in the aftermath of World War II. It will be milked of its remaining assets—that is what the huge run-up in debt is intended to do—and then thrown away.

The only government programs of substance that will be maintained will be police and military systems. The Patriot Act, with its massive recissions of civil liberties, is not so much directed at foreign terrorists as it is at future domestic dissidents, citizens who dare confront these putative inevitabilities with demands for democratic (as opposed to capitalist) recourses. The military, of course, is needed to carry out the nakedly colonial expropriations such as Iraq that remain the last hope of America to compete in the world: by controlling the oil, the substance without which no industrial civilization can operate.

Kenneth L. Lay, Ex-Chairman of Enron, Dies at 64

July 5th, 2006

I remember how pissed off I was that summer we paid extortionary electric bills… Californians will never forget that… so I can’t disagree much with my friend John Pierce’s editorial cartoon – one can only wish a warm spot for Kenny Boy… but mostly I was reminded of the old Chorus Line song, “Nothing”:

Six months later I heard that Karp had died.
And I dug right down to the bottom of my soul
And cried…
‘Cause I felt — nothing.

Kenneth L. Lay, Ex-Chairman of Enron, Dies at 64 – New York Times

Kenneth L. Lay, the former chairman and chief executive of Enron who was convicted of fraud and conspiracy in the giant energy company’s collapse, died today at his home in Aspen, Colo. He was 64.

Curses!

July 4th, 2006

Gah! Thanks for mentioning these guys in the doctor’s comments, Dan R.! Seriously, thanks. I probably wouldn’t have been looking for them otherwise. Well, actually I wasn’t – I had just sat down for a minute to get a drink, looked over and saw him. Then of course had to find all the little ones too.

Sigh. First goldens and rats in the back garden, and now these guys in my front planters. At least I managed to snag a couple more ripe grape tomatoes for myself today!

Happy Fourth – Space Shuttle launch and world cup

July 4th, 2006

We’re celebrating the fourth watching the shuttle launch and world cup soccer!

NASA – Space Shuttle

With a rocket’s red glare, Space Shuttle Discovery lifted off from Kennedy Space Center in a spectacular display of sound and light befitting of Independence Day.

Commanded by Steven Lindsey, Discovery and its crew of seven astronauts roared from Launch Pad 39B to begin a 15,000-mph chase to rendezvous with the International Space Station.

As Discovery raced into the bright blue sky, cheers and applause erupted across Kennedy and along the nearby beaches of Florida’s Space Coast. Today’s successful launch came on the third try after the first two attempts to launch were dashed by poor weather.

Now under way, Discovery and its crew set their sights on a mission to deliver equipment, supplies and an additional crewmember to the station. While docked, the STS-121 crew will test new equipment and procedures to improve shuttle safety, as well as make repairs to the station.

Tasty Tomato

July 3rd, 2006

Since Dr. Charles has been asking about our tomato progress, here’s mine.

This was the first ripe grape tomato, picked today and immediately eaten after its photo. It was very tasty.

These are other grape tomatoes on the same plant, scheduled to be devoured by the golden retrievers as soon as they notice these are ripening. We always end up in a race to see who gets to them first.

These are orange tomatoes ripening in the planters in the front yard, out of range of the golden retrievers.

Someday I’ll have a property big enough for the golden retriever rescue ranch, where the goldens can roam freely, AND a fenced-in garden. Until then, my tomatoes, guavas, blueberries (they haven’t noticed these yet!), passion fruits, and other assorted goodies grow at their own risk.

By the way, this is pretty tasty as well:

Aging Creatively

July 1st, 2006

Being young is easy –
Aging creatively is an art form

Aging Creatively: A New Study Shows Results

Are older Americans who enjoy the arts better off than those who don’t? The preliminary report of a four-year study says they are. Initiated and funded in part by the National Endowment for the Arts, the study “Creativity and Aging” is discovering that on-going, professionally conducted arts programming (including music, poetry, painting, jewelry making, drama, and other artistic pursuits) makes older adults happier and healthier.


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