Annoyance

August 23rd, 2006

OK, so far this is the most annoying thing I’ve seen today, via Neatorama and Kung Fu Monkey, among other places.

“Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.” — G. K. Chesterton

“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.” — Mark Twain

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” — Isaac Asimov

“If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.” — Kingsley Amis

More annoying places to go:

annoy.com

Ten years worth of articles to annoy you.

On January 30, 1997, annoy.com filed a federal court action seeking declaratory and injunctive relief challenging the provisions of the Communications Decency Act (CDA) of 1996 that criminalized any “indecent” computer communication intended to “annoy” another person. Much of the content on annoy.com is deliberately provocative and very often, somewhat crass,mocking the pretensions and piety of politicians and media alike. The CDA’s assault on the First Amendment could not be countered with subtleties. So began a prolonged court battle against Janet Reno and the Clinton Administration that was finally determined by the Supreme Court of the United States of America.

GetAnnoyed

Thousands of ways to annoy people.

Annoying Neighbors

Stories about annoying neighbors, or post your own story about your annoying neighbors.

And, sure to annoy some, the official God FAQ!

Ignore this post

August 22nd, 2006

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I’m ignoring people today. Check back tomorrow to be annoyed….

Or you can check out this old Tao posting on variation. It’s a pretty good one, really.

Heartbreaking story

August 22nd, 2006

Very sad, and well worth reading.

Man Eegee – Latino Politico

One night I woke up in a whorehouse.
Accidentally.
This is a true story.

I was 29 years old. It was 11 PM , I had been up for three days and nights straight, sitting in a surgical waiting room and then by my husbands hospital bed. I was all alone in this huge (and of course evil!) big city that no one from my nice little white-bread-religious home town ever even visited, unless they absolutely had to.

Surely there must be rooms to rent around this huge inner city hospital complex. I HAD to get some real sleep soon so I could keep going: already any surface I was walking on seemed to be on a 90 degree incline, and everything looked surreal to me. I saw a three story brick building that had the huge word ” Rooms, $19.95 ” painted on the side, stumbled up the steps and rang the bell…

Macaca!

August 20th, 2006

Virginia is for Bigots…

From my friend John Pierce – hope you had a good time today with us, John!

Happy Birthday!!!

Good Reads of the Day

August 20th, 2006

I sometimes wonder why I post so little. And then I remember it is because I read so much… here’s a small sampling from just a few minutes of reading this morning. I hope that if you haven’t explored the links on my blogroll, you’ll take some time to do so. It is an eclectic mix, lots of politics, yes, but also lots of just damn fine writers and artists. Sometimes they fill a few minutes of my day, sometimes hours of it, and I love them all….

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Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.
–William Gladstone
(via Blog With a View)

“I think part of the problem is that the Bush administration is treating terrorism like it’s the number one killer of Americans. If we’re spending a gazillion dollars to ensure a tree won’t fall on the house, but the house is on fire and no one is doing anything about it…well, I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this. We really need a return to common sense in the government. We need a reasonable balance between spending money on fighting the specter of terrorism and fighting the reality of every day crime in our neighborhoods. And we really need to learn the difference between throwing money at something for show, and spending money wisely and efficiently on efforts that are useful and that matter.” (via Pesky Apostrophe)

“It’s about education vs. advertising. Billions of dollars are spent every year persuading us that we’re too busy to cook, that an Uncrustables without transfats is now a healthy choice, that sugary cereal with Vitamin C added is just as good as eating an apple. Junk food is now more American than Mom’s apple pie — when’s the last time mom made the crust, or even the pie? Kindergarten is an excellent place to begin reprogramming appetites, but what we really need is a fruit and vegetable lobby in Washington that’s at least as well funded as the beef one — $80 million per year thanks to a mandatory $1-per-head-of-cattle “contribution” from all ranchers — let alone Kellogg’s.”(via The Ethicurean)

“Her scar was still heinous upon first reaction, cutting through her otherwise young and trim abdominal wall. But it was the kind of scar that can expose the illusion of beauty, the imperfection of perfection. For once I felt ashamed for going along with the airbrushed magazine covers, the five story billboards of svelte flesh, and the soft core images of perfect curves projecting out nightly from my television. “It looks like it’s healing well.” I told her. I didn’t know if it would be appropriate or not, but I decided to say it anyway. “Your scar is a story. I hope you can own it. Don’t ever be ashamed by it. It’s a testament to your strength, a mark of your courage.”

She nodded silently.

The word scar was derived from the Greek word eschara, meaning fireplace. Traditionally the fireplace was in the heart of the house, and around it most domestic activities took place. It was the center of family life and an area where children gathered to be with family. It was a common setting for injuries, many of which resulted in wounds. Eventually these scars became so associated with the hearth that the language used to describe the end result of healing became indistinguishable from its cause.

Scars have always been irreversible brandings seared by the fiery hearth. They are tattoos of story etched into our fragile physical being, personal emblems chosen by terrible circumstance. Rape, surgery, assault, suicide, war. Some careless being who drinks too much and plows his rolling tank of steel into a young woman’s carefree bubble.

Scars are knots that hold the entire world together.” (Via Dr. Charles)

Nightmares: Bush on a plane!

August 20th, 2006

Woke up from a very bad dream this morning about being trapped on a plane with George Bush. (Shudder!)

Fortunately I’ve forgotten most of it, but the part I remember most clearly is Dubya saying, “I believe in Santa Claus!” and my response was, “of course you do, you would have to…”

This was not nearly as entertaining as my dreams about Clinton used to be. But then what American woman hasn’t had those dreams….

Watch it all the way to the end…

August 18th, 2006

And if you aren’t crying, you aren’t human….

Isla de Flores (click on skip trailer…)

Hurluberlu films

A tomato is planted, harvested and sold at a supermarket, but it rots and ends up in the trash. Ends?

No. ISLAND OF FLOWERS follows it up until its real end, among animals, trash, women and children. And then the difference between tomatoes, pigs and human beings becomes clear.

Pachelbel’s Canon Rocks!

August 17th, 2006

Seriously, Pachabel’s Canon in Rock! From a talented kid named Jerry C in Taiwan.

I love Pachelbel’s Canon, used it as my entrance music for my wedding instead of the dreadful dreck of “Here Comes the Bride”. This version is the best I’ve heard in ages. A really talented kid I’m sure we’ll be hearing more from.

Bureau of the Public Debt

August 17th, 2006

Bureau of the Public Debt : Debt Outstanding by Type of Debt

8/16/06 $8,483,654,083,915.88

That’s a lot of money…. via Pennylicious
Also see the National Debt Clock.

The Outstanding Public Debt as of 17 Aug 2006 at 06:28:16 PM GMT is:
$ 8,490,977,272,851.26

The estimated population of the United States is 299,321,174
so each citizen’s share of this debt is $28,367.45.

The National Debt has continued to increase an average of
$1.74 billion per day since September 30, 2005!

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

August 16th, 2006

Chris Doyle Presents – Reasonably Clever! Wasting your workday since 1995
Guided Tour

Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Let me show you around the place…

We’ll start off on the East side of the building – imagine that we’re walking up from the parking lot – which we would be, if Chris hadn’t run out of room and base plates. The first thing you’ll notice is the large “Touched By His Noodly Appendage” mural on the wall of the church. Other than a few blue flowers in the corner there isn’t much landscaping to get in the way of our enjoyment of this bit of artwork.

Nihon-go no benkyo o shimasu

August 14th, 2006

Burnt out. Midterm tomorrow. Bleh.

Tongue twisters in many languages

にわの庭には、二羽の鶏は俄に鰐を食べた。
Niwa no niwa ni wa, niwa no niwatori wa niwaka ni wani o tabeta.

In (Mr) Niwa’s garden, two chickens suddenly ate a crocodile.

UPDATE:

The test went alright. I am feeling really tired, though. I need to go enjoy this unseasonallly beautiful weather and play in my niwa.

It’s getting hot in here…

August 14th, 2006

Yeah, but don’t worry about global warming… look, over there! Liquids on a plane!

NOAA News Online (Story 2677)

U.S. Temperature Highlights

The average July 2006 temperature for the contiguous United States (based on preliminary data) was 77.2 degrees F (25.1 C). More than 90 records for the highest night-time temperatures for July were broken. The average January – July 2006 temperature was 55.3 degrees F (12.9 C), which beat the previous record set in 1934.

The Residential Energy Demand Temperature Index (REDTI), which provides information related to climate sensitive residential energy demand, ranked as the fourth highest July index in the 112-year record. Using this index, NOAA scientists determined that the nation’s residential energy demand was approximately 22 percent higher than that which would have occurred under average climate conditions for the month.

The average July temperature (based on the statistical mean from 1901 – 2000) is 74.3 degrees F. The July 1936 record temperature was 77.5 degrees F. The July 1934 average temperature (third highest on record) was 77.1 degrees F. The previous January – July cumulative record temperature was 54.8 degrees F (set in 1934).

NOAA scientists add that no single episode of extreme heat can be blamed exclusively on human-induced global warming, but instead heat waves will become more likely and progressively more intense over the course of decades.

U.S. Precipitation Highlights

The average precipitation for July 2006 across the continental United States was 0.18 inch (4.6 mm) below the 20th century average, contributing to a January-July period that was 22nd driest on record.

In July, 51 percent of the United States, mostly in the Plains states and Southeast, was in moderate-to-extreme drought (based on the Palmer Drought Index), an increase of five percent from June. This percentage ranks with the biggest droughts of the last 50 years. The most extensive drought occurred in July 1934 when 80 percent of the country was affected by moderate-to-extreme drought. In addition, 28 percent of the country, mainly in the Plains states, was in severe-to-extreme drought in July, up from 27 percent in June.

Kinky

August 12th, 2006

Via Bartcop

I want one of these!

August 12th, 2006

So cute! ‘Spensive, tho….

I may have to start collecting these!

Good Times…

August 12th, 2006

Loved this analogy of our near future in the comments on Billmon today….

Seriously, like I’ve been telling folks for the last few years, get out of debt as fast as you possibly can and stock something away. This won’t be pretty, people.

M of A – WB: Kabuki Offensive

The good times are not going to come again. The financial rug is about to be pulled out from under the U.S. — India, China, Brazil, Russia and, well, just about everyone else are busy getting a good grip on the edges, so they can pull more effectively. It’s nothing personal, mostly, although that may be a bit hard to believe. It’s a trick the U.S. has used, itself, many and many a time. But while the rug is about to be pulled out from another room, the ceiling is also starting to cave in; over the last several decades, conservatives (with the compliance of a media willing to portray them as centrists) have metaphorically replaced steel with wood, then wood with plastic, then plastic with cardboard. Now the rafters are buckling, there are creaks and groans from behind panels, and the ceiling gets suspiciously damp when it rains. And we’re stuck with an educational system that mostly still can’t bring itself to talk about sex and denounces evolution as fraud, a popular culture that would make Nero blush and make a Nazi yearn for something more wholesome, a dismantled healthcare system in the name of corporate profits, and a manufacturing base so shrunken that for all practical purposes it might as well not exist at all.

When the finances go, in other words, everything will go, and the finances are about to go. The little voice trying to keep us from protesting doesn’t mention that, but then, the little voice spent the last few decades helping talk the world into making those decisions in the first place, so perhaps we shouldn’t trust it.

In a Parallel Universe

August 12th, 2006


We all get what we wish for…. (click strip to embiggen)

Via Maya’s Granny…. a lovely granny with great stories living in Alaska…

Liquids on a Plane!

August 10th, 2006

Via Boing Boing

Sore Loserman

August 10th, 2006

It just might work….

August 9th, 2006

Nick Kim cartoon… via Neatorama

This totally appeals to my MBA side….

Bloggers are just people, too

August 9th, 2006

Indeed. While the Lamont victory is sweet, and hopefully just the start of the progressive political movement’s winning streak, there’s a lot of work to do. This isn’t a fight for just a few election cycles. it will take many, many years to see the changes America needs to make to take care of our people and survive as a country for ALL of us, and not just the rich and privileged. We can’t fight endless wars on no money. If the oil barons want their oil wars, they’re just going to have to pay for them.

Oh, and oil barons? You’re not sending MY kids to fight those wars, either. Send your own.

Firedoglake – Firedoglake weblog

At some point, the folks who report on politics and the folks who run for office will wake up and understand that bloggers are merely Americans who try to amplify the sentiment of thousands more just like them. And the overwhelming sentiment that I have been hearing for months and months is that people have had enough of the lies, the manipulation, the self-dealing, the egos, the idiocy, the selfishness, and the outright dereliction of duty and lack of accountability from so many in Washington, D.C. in this rubber stamp Republican Congress…we’ve had enough.

We, the people, still have work to do this morning. But take a moment to savor the taste of a victory for our side…and then stoke that hunger for more of those to come in November, because we have a lot of work to do between now and then.


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