Ann Coulter: Donkey trapped in elephant’s body
At first I thought this was someone attacking Coulter as a donkey, which is just silly, everyone knows she’s a bitch dog in heat. Then I clicked on the link from where I was slumming on Drudge, and found that it’s just Ann attacking one of her own for a change, Arlen Specter. Guess he’s just not far right enough to be a real Republican these days, since only the uber elite Christian right is now allowed to use the term.
According to Ann:
Except for the presidential election, the most important election this year will take place on April 27 in Pennsylvania. No, it’s not the “American Idol” finals. It’s even more important than that. That’s the day of the Republican primary pitting a great Republican, Pat Toomey, against the 74-year-old, Ira Einhorn-defending alleged “Republican,” Arlen Specter.
Thanks to Arlen Specter:
States can’t prohibit partial-birth abortion;
Voluntary prayer is banned at high-school football games;
Flag-burning is a constitutional right;
The government is allowed to engage in race discrimination in college admissions;
The nation has been forced into a public debate about gay marriage;
We have to worry about whether the Supreme Court will allow “under God” to be removed from the Pledge of Allegiance.
Gosh. How awful. And it’s all Specter’s fault. Obviously this Toomey fellow will make sure God, guns and the flag are properly respected, and those darn women will be back in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant where they belong, and the niggers will be put back in their place and not taking up valuable college space.
More from Ann:
In a democratic process, liberals could never persuade Americans to vote for their insane ideas � abortion on demand, gay marriage and adoption, handgun confiscation, cross-district busing, abolishing the death penalty and affirmative action quotas. So issues are simply taken out of the voters’ hands by the Supreme Court. Vitally important cultural issues are now decided for us by a handful of unelected elites, who, coincidentally, share the ideology of Janeane Garofalo. It’s a lot easier to get a majority out of nine votes than it is to get a majority of 280 million votes.
As long as liberals have a majority of Supreme Court justices in their pockets, they never have to persuade their fellow countrymen to support any of their crackpot ideas. They just sit around waiting for the Supreme Court to give them the “nine thumbs up!” sign to abortion on demand.
OK, liberals are insane. Interesting. Allowing women freedom of choice is a “crackpot idea”. Someone oughta knock this bitch up, and fast. She certainly hasn’t ever had to make that difficult choice for herself, probably since no man in his right mind would dare go near her.
Heh. Unelected elites. That’s a good one, considering they appointed Her Man to the Presidency…
Gotta admit, the Ann Coulter talking action figure is cute, though. Good photoshop opportunities there!
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I tell ya, if this is the best the right has got, along with good ol Rush, the pill addict, we oughta be knocking their socks off. Too bad so many people are taken in by this shit.