If you were gay, it would be ok!

Via Americablog:

But, you’re not gay….

Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT’D BE OKAY.
I MEAN ‘CAUSE, HEY,
I’D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I’M NOT GAY.)

— Avenue Q

Come out, come out. wherever you are, Charlie!