Money for nothin'

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With apologies to Dire Straits, which we are indeed about to be in….

Money for nothin

Now look at them yo-yos — that’s the way you do it
You play the market on the ltv..
That ain’t workin — that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin and checks for free
Now that ain’t workin — that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

See the little faggot with the earnings and the markup —
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he’s a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

I shoulda learned to play the market
I shoulda learned to play the Fed
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he’s up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
Bangin on the Treasury like a chimpanzee…
That ain’t workin — thats the way you do it
Get your money for nothin get your checks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs, lord

Now that ain’t workin that’s the way you do it
You play up Paulson and the Treasury
That ain’t workin that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin and your checks for free
Money for nothin and checks for free

I want my..
I want my..
I want my bailout free!

I want my…
I want my…
I want my bailout free!