Another great reason not to tweet

OK, I rest my case now.

I am, however, almost talked into Facebook. Still not sure it’s worth it, though. I mean, it’s not like I’m hard to find on the Internet, after all. And I really don’t give a rats ass about other people’s baby pictures. They all look all wrinkly and scrunchy and red anyway. And your vacation pictures only make me envious.

But wait — there’s more. Good grief, people — get lives.

And oh, yeah — facebook makes people dumb.