Was he stinkin' drunk?

Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!

A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.

Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhoea. Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.

via Drunk badger disrupts traffic – Yahoo! News.

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  1. Badgers are really cool people, if cranky.

    What do we do with a drunken badger?
    What do we do with a drunken badger?
    What do we do with a drunken badger,
    Ear-lie in the morning?

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