Bob Cesca: BSOTU: The Gathering Pig Man Threat

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Thank God the president had the resolve to take on the gathering Pig Man threat. America faces a new kind of enemy — the human-animal hybrid or “chimera.” While you sleep tonight, they’re moving. They’re lurking. They’re infiltrating our nation and undermining our freedoms. They’re dressed in deceptively festive lederhosen and scaling the outside walls of your house. They’re plotting to spring out of the shadows — oinking at your children. They hate us for our freedom and small noses.